sumasciau savajam gimtadienio proga padovanot marskinelius su smaiksciu uzrasu,nes dar neilgai kartu ir rimta dowana butu sunkoka bei kwaila rinkt 😉
sumasciau savajam gimtadienio proga padovanot marskinelius su smaiksciu uzrasu,nes dar neilgai kartu ir rimta dowana butu sunkoka bei kwaila rinkt 😉
32 Responses to “Užrašas ant marškinėlių”
nu jei perki tokia prikolna skirta tik jam pasidziaugt tai pvz maciau tokia uzhrasyta ant krutines alus, virsuh rodykle parashyta IN apacioje rodykle parashyta OUT :)..o jei kazka jum abiem, tokio meilesnio, tai pvz priekyje As Su jo varas, gale maikes tavo vardas..pas ji atvirksciai..shudas neorginalu bet greit nieko nesugalvojau geresnio;]
as turiu Will work for beer 😀
arba gali glorious in and out
man taj ziauriai patiko mintis "70 metu stengiausi kad taip atrodyciau". geras nea? 😆
nežinau, man kažkaip jau ant maikučių taip boring atrodo 🙄 … Galėtum kelnaites padovanot ir ant jų kokį užrašą uždėt, kažką biški ne tiek nusibodusio.. : )
Parasyk toki uzrasa: "Nenoriu nuvilti, bet aš jau… užimtas" 😀
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as noriu marskineliu su lietuvisku uzrasu bet nesumastau kagi uzsirasius nes su anglisku wisur pilna beto pati gywenu anglijoj ir manau daug smagiau jejgu mane matytu su lietuwisku uzrasu kury galetu perskaityti tik lietuwiai esantys anglijoj ..gal turit pasiulymu ? 🙂
kazkur maciau marskinelius kur buwo uzrasyta: I love men… ( bet "n" raide nubraukta) 😉
man patinka -as isminuotoja,jei matai si uzrasa ,bek kuo toliau.
kas nerizikuoja,tas neguli sugipsuotas.
I`m married Shot me 😆
O kur cia pasidaryt tokius marskinelious ir kiek kainuoja?
akrpopolyje yra tokia atskira parduotuve ,prie ten kur daro foto,tik nzn kiek kainuoja
Apie 40 litų, dariausi maikę su užrašu "popsas užkniso juodai" tai mokėjau 45…
Baime rašė:
nuomone rašė:
cia biski ne i tema, bet gal kas zinot kaip sukurti fanu kluba? 😀
man patiko sitas maciau vienoj parduotuvej:
Fuc* M* I a* famou*
neikit ten rašė:
raba yra dar vienas panasus: as isminuotojas, jei matai mane beganti-stenkis pavyti 🙂 (ar tai kazkaip panasiai)
B0. I Wish These Were Brains
B1. Caution Blonde Thinking
B2. I used to jog 5 miles a day. Then I found a short cut.
B3. Not In MY HOUSE
B4. Use Your Words
B5. Multiple Snoregasms
B6. I Want What I Want
B7. Do Not Resuscitate
B8. Don’t Wait! Procrastinate!
B9. When the student is ready, the Bastard appears.
B10. Massive Aggressive
B11. Recovering Anal Retentive
B12. Conspiracy Theorist
B13. Once At Brat Camp …
B14. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey (which is true in both
mechanics and politics)
B15. I get my exercise by Whining and Complaining
B16. Goofballs Rule!
B17. I got a pair of hamsters for my teenage son. I think I made a good trade.
B18. My camoflauge store went belly up because no one could find it.
B19. I would enjoy jogging if it wasn’t for those long walks back.
B20. My Roommate’s An Idiot
B21. Kids today are spoiled. But nothing a little refrigeration won’t cure.
B22. My uncle is a politician. You have to read between the lies.
B23. God is a single parent, too.
B24. INSOMNIA is nothing to lose sleep over.
B25. One thing people don’t like about me … the Real Me.
B26. My own mortality will be the Death of me yet.
B27. Don’t bother me. I’m trying to rationalize something.
B28. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
B29. I Love My Job, I Love My Job, I Love My Job.
B30. Eating Disorder. I can’t keep from putting my foot in my mouth.
B31. All The Do Da Day
B32. Riddle: If 4 drivers come to a 4-way stop at exactly the same time, whose turn is it? It’s MY TURN!
B33. Irony Poor Blood
B34. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
B35. Hair Stylist
B36. Just because it takes the Jaws of Life to get my wallet open doesn’t mean I’m cheap!
B37. Slow Thinkers Keep Right.
B38. It’s not what others think of you that counts, it’s what you think others think of you that counts.
B39. I fart, therefore I am
B40. Hemorrhoid
B41. I bite the hand that feeds me.
B42. My kid is a pregant honor student
B43. Too Much Reality TV
B44. Slow Service With A Smile
B45. Are We There, Yet?
B46. I Am The Cold Shiver Running Down Your Spine
B47. Itchy, Twitchy & Bitchy
B48. Rationalize Something Today!
B49. Me So Corny
B50. Humans come in all different states of disrepair
B51. If you can’t beat ’em, annoy ’em!
B52. row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
I just have to scream
B53. Guns don’t kill people, I kill people.
B54. Woke up from the American Dream
B55. I’m a good habit to get into
B56. Vaseline Alley
B57. I like my Picasso’s on black velvet.
B58. Doing more harm than good
B59. Programmer Needs Job. Willing To Do Windows.
B60. Intolerance will not be Tolerated!
B61. I’m Not 50. I’m $49.95!
B62. I’m A ‘Dogs Playing Poker’ Kind Of Guy.
B63. California: Where even the illegal aliens have cell phones.
B64. Warren Terror
B65. huked on fonics reely wurked fer mee
B66. I’m a Local and if you’re not – GO AWAY!
B67. Paris Hilton Head
B68. Sometimes I Aim To Please, Other Times I Shoot To Kill
B69. Princess
B70. The Rules Don’t Apply To Me
B71. The World Owes Me A Living
B72. Get a life? Where can I download one?
B73. I Pee In The Pool
B74. Not Guilty By Reason Of Celebrity
B75. OY!
D1. Save the trees. Eat a beaver.
D2. You’re killing me!
D3. Will Scratch My Butt For Food.
D4. A Farce To Be Reckoned With
D5. I get everything I set my mind to –
now where did I set my mind?
D6. My Deep, Spiritual Cleansing
Went Down The Drain.
D7. I’m not a stable boy but every morning,
I wake up a horse’s ass.
D8. Gene Pool Full. Get Out!
D9. I pee in the shower.
D10. Hoarse Whisperer
D11. If I was you, I wouldn’t be me!
D12. Women just don’t get the 3 Stooges.
D13. Pianist Envy
D14. School is where they put you to learn
while you’re trying to do other things.
D15. Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.
D16. I’m on Debt Row.
D17. My Search Engine
Ran Out Of Gas.
D18. Read the fine print, dumbass.
D19. Figment of my own imagination.
D20. Queen Be-atch
D21. Forever Jung.
D22. I suffer from premature infatuation.
D23. Up Yours
D24. The real me sucks, too!
D25. Denial is a good thing if used correctly.
D26. A man only has two sides: A true one and a contradictory one.
D27. I do all of my own stunts
D28. Equal Opportunity Annoyer
D29. I’ve just had an out-of-body experience,
but wait, I’m getting ahead of myself.
D30. Bad Hair Day
(don’t cross me)
D31. Impatience is not to be tolerated!
D32. Mom Likes Me Best
D33. Dad Likes Me Best
D34. There was an ocelot named Lancelot who liked to sing and dance a lot, who got into my pants a lot. Damn, that Lancelot!
D35. This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher.
D36. Save The Drama For Your Mama!
D37. Check out the Junk in my Trunk!
D38. A penny for your thoughts. A dollar if you flash me!
D39. And Yet, I Digress.
D40. Save a tree. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
D41. YaThink
D42. And your point is…
D43. Like Duh
D44. Whatever…
D45. Looking Good Is A Curse
D46. If you don’t want me looking, stop looking so good!
D47. Blunt Force Trauma Enthusiast
D48. Nice Rack
D49. Getting Some Action, Michael Jackson?
D50. I’m Brainstorming Here (And Quite A Storm It Is)
D51. Which Is Bigger, A Bazillion Or A Gazillion?
D52. Eat. Sleep. Mate. Repeat.
D53. God wants us to be happy, otherwise He never
would have created Internet Porn.
D54. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
D55. Major Yabbos
D56. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Life Is But A Scream!
D57. I Get Enough Excercise Just Pushing My Luck
D58. It’s only funny until someone falls…then it’s hilarious
D59. LOOK, but don’t touch.
D60. Best In Show
D61. You Will Do For Now
D62. Will Flash 4 Food
D63. Priceless.
D64. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
D65. All of us were born crying. Some of us outgrow it.
D66. No good ever came from the phrase "I don’t have enough work to do".
Be vertimo vedlio,neissiverciau.. 🙂
Jei esi ekstremalus žmogus, tai užsirašyk: "Pašėlusiai gera ❗ "
ant nugaros kisti cia ir rodykle i apacia
Jėga :tumb:
Arba eina porelė ir ant vaikino marškinių užrašas ‘There is my girlfriend’ su rodiklyte į panelę,ir tas pats pas ja su užrašu ‘There is my boyfriend’.
Jetau,kaip miela!
Maximoj prie kasos stovėjo vyras su moterim, abiejų marškinėliai vienodi. Ant moters nugaros užrašyta "Zuikis myli vilką", o ant vyro "Vilkas myli zuikį"
Arba vaikinui ant marskineliu:
is priekio: 😆
Draugė turėjo tokius, kurie man labai patiko " I hate boys, but love men" 😀 Kažkada labai mėgdavau. Turėjau su užrašu ant krūtinės "I know ur lookin", paskui dar buvo "what are you looking at?", dabar turiu labai patinka "what to wear for a kiss?", effigy pirkau.
D & G
(Durnas ir Girtas)
😈
Greta* rašė:
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O kur galima tokius marskinelius su savo norimu uzrasu pasidaryt?
Audinių marginimas naudojant POLIFLEX plėvelę
Šilkografija
http://www.rodiklis.lt/index.php?sritis=7&title=uzrasai
Gal kas galit plačiau papasakoti?
Cia toki gera padariau draugui vienam
"Im not gynecologist, but ill take a look" 😀