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32 thoughts on “Užrašas ant marškinėlių

  1. nu jei perki tokia prikolna skirta tik jam pasidziaugt tai pvz maciau tokia uzhrasyta ant krutines alus, virsuh rodykle parashyta IN apacioje rodykle parashyta OUT :)..o jei kazka jum abiem, tokio meilesnio, tai pvz priekyje As Su jo varas, gale maikes tavo vardas..pas ji atvirksciai..shudas neorginalu bet greit nieko nesugalvojau geresnio;]

  2. as noriu marskineliu su lietuvisku uzrasu bet nesumastau kagi uzsirasius nes su anglisku wisur pilna beto pati gywenu anglijoj ir manau daug smagiau jejgu mane matytu su lietuwisku uzrasu kury galetu perskaityti tik lietuwiai esantys anglijoj ..gal turit pasiulymu ? 🙂

  3. Baime rašė:

    as noriu marskineliu su lietuvisku uzrasu bet nesumastau kagi uzsirasius nes su anglisku wisur pilna beto pati gywenu anglijoj ir manau daug smagiau jejgu mane matytu su lietuwisku uzrasu kury galetu perskaityti tik lietuwiai esantys anglijoj ..gal turit pasiulymu ? 😉

  4. nuomone rašė:

    Baime rašė:

    as noriu marskineliu su lietuvisku uzrasu bet nesumastau kagi uzsirasius nes su anglisku wisur pilna beto pati gywenu anglijoj ir manau daug smagiau jejgu mane matytu su lietuwisku uzrasu kury galetu perskaityti tik lietuwiai esantys anglijoj ..gal turit pasiulymu ? 😈

  5. neikit ten rašė:

    man patinka -as isminuotoja,jei matai si uzrasa ,bek kuo toliau.

    kas nerizikuoja,tas neguli sugipsuotas.

    raba yra dar vienas panasus: as isminuotojas, jei matai mane beganti-stenkis pavyti 🙂 (ar tai kazkaip panasiai)

  6. B0. I Wish These Were Brains
    B1. Caution Blonde Thinking
    B2. I used to jog 5 miles a day. Then I found a short cut.
    B3. Not In MY HOUSE
    B4. Use Your Words
    B5. Multiple Snoregasms
    B6. I Want What I Want
    B7. Do Not Resuscitate
    B8. Don’t Wait! Procrastinate!
    B9. When the student is ready, the Bastard appears.
    B10. Massive Aggressive
    B11. Recovering Anal Retentive
    B12. Conspiracy Theorist
    B13. Once At Brat Camp …
    B14. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey (which is true in both
    mechanics and politics)
    B15. I get my exercise by Whining and Complaining
    B16. Goofballs Rule!
    B17. I got a pair of hamsters for my teenage son. I think I made a good trade.
    B18. My camoflauge store went belly up because no one could find it.
    B19. I would enjoy jogging if it wasn’t for those long walks back.
    B20. My Roommate’s An Idiot
    B21. Kids today are spoiled. But nothing a little refrigeration won’t cure.
    B22. My uncle is a politician. You have to read between the lies.
    B23. God is a single parent, too.
    B24. INSOMNIA is nothing to lose sleep over.
    B25. One thing people don’t like about me … the Real Me.
    B26. My own mortality will be the Death of me yet.
    B27. Don’t bother me. I’m trying to rationalize something.
    B28. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
    B29. I Love My Job, I Love My Job, I Love My Job.
    B30. Eating Disorder. I can’t keep from putting my foot in my mouth.
    B31. All The Do Da Day
    B32. Riddle: If 4 drivers come to a 4-way stop at exactly the same time, whose turn is it? It’s MY TURN!
    B33. Irony Poor Blood
    B34. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
    B35. Hair Stylist
    B36. Just because it takes the Jaws of Life to get my wallet open doesn’t mean I’m cheap!
    B37. Slow Thinkers Keep Right.
    B38. It’s not what others think of you that counts, it’s what you think others think of you that counts.
    B39. I fart, therefore I am
    B40. Hemorrhoid
    B41. I bite the hand that feeds me.
    B42. My kid is a pregant honor student
    B43. Too Much Reality TV
    B44. Slow Service With A Smile
    B45. Are We There, Yet?
    B46. I Am The Cold Shiver Running Down Your Spine
    B47. Itchy, Twitchy & Bitchy
    B48. Rationalize Something Today!
    B49. Me So Corny
    B50. Humans come in all different states of disrepair
    B51. If you can’t beat ’em, annoy ’em!
    B52. row row row your boat
    gently down the stream
    merrily merrily merrily merrily
    I just have to scream
    B53. Guns don’t kill people, I kill people.
    B54. Woke up from the American Dream
    B55. I’m a good habit to get into
    B56. Vaseline Alley
    B57. I like my Picasso’s on black velvet.
    B58. Doing more harm than good
    B59. Programmer Needs Job. Willing To Do Windows.
    B60. Intolerance will not be Tolerated!
    B61. I’m Not 50. I’m $49.95!
    B62. I’m A ‘Dogs Playing Poker’ Kind Of Guy.
    B63. California: Where even the illegal aliens have cell phones.
    B64. Warren Terror
    B65. huked on fonics reely wurked fer mee
    B66. I’m a Local and if you’re not – GO AWAY!
    B67. Paris Hilton Head
    B68. Sometimes I Aim To Please, Other Times I Shoot To Kill
    B69. Princess
    B70. The Rules Don’t Apply To Me
    B71. The World Owes Me A Living
    B72. Get a life? Where can I download one?
    B73. I Pee In The Pool
    B74. Not Guilty By Reason Of Celebrity
    B75. OY!
    D1. Save the trees. Eat a beaver.
    D2. You’re killing me!
    D3. Will Scratch My Butt For Food.
    D4. A Farce To Be Reckoned With
    D5. I get everything I set my mind to –
    now where did I set my mind?
    D6. My Deep, Spiritual Cleansing
    Went Down The Drain.
    D7. I’m not a stable boy but every morning,
    I wake up a horse’s ass.
    D8. Gene Pool Full. Get Out!
    D9. I pee in the shower.
    D10. Hoarse Whisperer
    D11. If I was you, I wouldn’t be me!
    D12. Women just don’t get the 3 Stooges.
    D13. Pianist Envy
    D14. School is where they put you to learn
    while you’re trying to do other things.
    D15. Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.
    D16. I’m on Debt Row.
    D17. My Search Engine
    Ran Out Of Gas.
    D18. Read the fine print, dumbass.
    D19. Figment of my own imagination.
    D20. Queen Be-atch
    D21. Forever Jung.
    D22. I suffer from premature infatuation.
    D23. Up Yours
    D24. The real me sucks, too!
    D25. Denial is a good thing if used correctly.
    D26. A man only has two sides: A true one and a contradictory one.
    D27. I do all of my own stunts
    D28. Equal Opportunity Annoyer
    D29. I’ve just had an out-of-body experience,
    but wait, I’m getting ahead of myself.
    D30. Bad Hair Day
    (don’t cross me)

    D31. Impatience is not to be tolerated!
    D32. Mom Likes Me Best
    D33. Dad Likes Me Best
    D34. There was an ocelot named Lancelot who liked to sing and dance a lot, who got into my pants a lot. Damn, that Lancelot!
    D35. This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher.
    D36. Save The Drama For Your Mama!
    D37. Check out the Junk in my Trunk!
    D38. A penny for your thoughts. A dollar if you flash me!
    D39. And Yet, I Digress.
    D40. Save a tree. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
    D41. YaThink
    D42. And your point is…
    D43. Like Duh
    D44. Whatever…
    D45. Looking Good Is A Curse
    D46. If you don’t want me looking, stop looking so good!
    D47. Blunt Force Trauma Enthusiast
    D48. Nice Rack
    D49. Getting Some Action, Michael Jackson?
    D50. I’m Brainstorming Here (And Quite A Storm It Is)
    D51. Which Is Bigger, A Bazillion Or A Gazillion?
    D52. Eat. Sleep. Mate. Repeat.
    D53. God wants us to be happy, otherwise He never
    would have created Internet Porn.
    D54. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
    D55. Major Yabbos
    D56. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Life Is But A Scream!
    D57. I Get Enough Excercise Just Pushing My Luck
    D58. It’s only funny until someone falls…then it’s hilarious
    D59. LOOK, but don’t touch.
    D60. Best In Show
    D61. You Will Do For Now
    D62. Will Flash 4 Food
    D63. Priceless.
    D64. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
    D65. All of us were born crying. Some of us outgrow it.
    D66. No good ever came from the phrase "I don’t have enough work to do".

    Be vertimo vedlio,neissiverciau.. 🙂

  7. Jėga :tumb:

    Arba eina porelė ir ant vaikino marškinių užrašas ‘There is my girlfriend’ su rodiklyte į panelę,ir tas pats pas ja su užrašu ‘There is my boyfriend’.

    Jetau,kaip miela!

  8. Draugė turėjo tokius, kurie man labai patiko " I hate boys, but love men" 😀 Kažkada labai mėgdavau. Turėjau su užrašu ant krūtinės "I know ur lookin", paskui dar buvo "what are you looking at?", dabar turiu labai patinka "what to wear for a kiss?", effigy pirkau.

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